Persuasion

Hello, my name is A. Nonymous. I'm here today, at your 121st Riptide, Michigan Convention, to offer you something special. I'm offering you, oh noble men and women of the Chamber of Commerce of Riptide, Michigan, a chance to purchase one hundred pairs of eye glass frames, without lenses, from my company, Universal Prescriptions.
Why should you order my glass frames? For one, they don't have any lenses, so you'll never have to worry about needing new and different prescriptions as your eyes change. That's why we're called Universal Prescriptions. Anyone can wear glass frames! It's when you add those lenses that things get tricky. Think about it: No lenses means never having to buy that glass cleaning spray or breathing on your lenses and then wiping them on your shirt. Hassle-free!
And did you know that when you, fine people of the Chamber of Commerce of Riptide, Michigan, purchase and wear these lenseless glass frames, you will be reaching out to the many people of your town who wear glasses themselves? They'll look at you wearing your glasses and think, Wow, I'm proud to live in a town where the members of my Chamber of Commerce wear such snazzy eyeglasses.
Finally, look out all of these styles! You wear bracelets, earrings, and necklaces! Have you ever thought that you might just want to accessorize even further by wearing a pair of fashionable eye glass frames? Without lenses, you won't have to worry about headaches if you tried to wear prescription glasses for fashion. No worries!
Just change up your look and impress your fellow citizens who wear glasses by buying a pair of lense-free glass frames from Universal Prescriptions! I promise you, you won't regret your purchase.
It's been a pleasure, men and women of the Chamber of Commerce of Riptide, Michigan. I'm your lense-free man, A. Nonymous.