Nursery Rhyme Parody

Nursery Rhyme: There Was an Old Man with a Beard

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! --
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard."                            -Edward Lear

My Nursery Rhyme:

There was an Old Man with a nose,

Who cried, "It is just as I supposed! --

Five Squirrels and a Frog, three bees and a Hog,

Have all made their home on my nose."